CURRENTLY JUST ENDLESS MODE (BETA)!!

Find the launch codes and blow up the cucumbers in this definitive epitome of a game.

Story so far (each number corresponds to a different game)

1) Commit mass homicide by killing all the lettuce, which you believe have killed your family
2) Escape prison
3) Escape prison again after the turncoat cucumbers tell the kgb your 
   location. Visit 3 different locations: The "Prison", Seaside and a Train.

About this game

Various levels, all with different gameplay. There are plans for 6 levels in total,
currently only 3 are finished so the game is around 40% done. The planned levels are:
- Sorting evidence (complete)
- Killing the kgb officers (will be reworked)
- Escaping to the train station (complete)
- Platforming to the front of the train to take control (incomplete)
- Infiltrating the base to find the launch codes (incomplete)
- Choosing what to do with the launch codes (incomplete)

Reviews of the beta

For what I’ve played so far, this game has managed to beseech my every emotion. I felt enlightened and intellectually challenged in the evidence section, I felt fear and adrenaline in the shoot out, I felt the rush and the suspense in the car scene, just asking myself ‘What’s at that train station?’ I don’t often feel so strongly when digesting media, but this game unlike many others really posed some interesting and thought provoking questions. The gameplay was very precise and intuitive, yet still remaining fun and challenging to a perfect degree. The story is truly one for the ages. I am anticipating the very the second the full release departs, I hope to see it soon. 
- Guy

The game has taken over every aspect of my life, not a waking moment goes by where i dont think about the glory that is the Arab Tomato tetralogy, this game cured my stage 4 prostate cancer and converted my infidel family to the glory that is islam, the maker of this game is the messenger of the Divine One himself, dare i say he even might BE the Divine One, this game will work miracles and convert even the most lost souls to islam and the glory of allah. I thank this man for making this game and owe him my life
- Elsin

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I think game is 💩
- BOB2